ELUSIVE GOD

Question-
Objective type.
One question
choices four,
Are you
1) an atheist
2) a theist
3) An agnostic
4)None of these
Confusing,
puzzling,
baffling,
Deadline is there,
matter of seconds.
Am I a theist,
Yes? No?
Yes and No?
Am I an atheist?
Yes? No?
Yes and No?
Am I an agnostic?
Yes? No?
Yes and No?
None of these?
Yes? No?
Yes and No?
Confusing,
puzzling,
baffling.
Deadline is there,
matter of seconds.
Theist ticked No.1
Atheist ticked No.2
Agnostic ticked No.3
None of these- ticked No.4
But the correct one?
All sat confused,
baffled,
puzzled.
Valuation completed.
Teacher happy.
With bated breath,
we looked askance at each other.
All happy.
All options correct.
Success cent-percent.
Still confused,
baffled,
puzzled we were.
Teacher, how is this so?
Stood up we exclaiming.
Smiled she broadly
Children, the answer is subjective,
You know?
'My God'- we all looked upwards
with teacher joining us.