PARTY SPOKESPERSON

Not much of a bad job,

Something better than nothing.

Isn’t that so?

Part-time only,

Not much responsibility

Full-time job?

Yes, already one there.

Being master of powerful lies

Easy money comes aplenty.

Party is supreme,

lesson No.1

Loyal, argumentative,

Tongue-in-cheek preferable,

Baritone voice good,

Melodious, energetic, vibrant

Voices also welcome.

Should be a ‘driver’ par-excellence

Target the bull’s eye,

He or she must.

Bull here - the opposition

And vice-versa

Media, glaring cameras,

Mikes, questions, answers,

Quick repartee.

Hilarious moments all.

Arm-chair,

Reclining pleasurably,

Pretend loosing your cool

When warranted.

Lime-light,

Nice.

Masses?

Who cares?

No, mass-base,

Mass-contacts?

None of my portfolio.

Grass-roots?

What’s that?

Sorry, no comments

Party is supreme.

That’s the mantra.